I really wanted these two to win the Romanian national final and when they did and they were able to give a victory yodel, I felt it right in my heart. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Romania – Victory Yodel →

I actually like this but it’s no maNga (Turkey 2010) and you do not win twice in a row anymore. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Ukraine – You Don’t Win Twice →

Serving bond girl realness, Georgia could be in for another surprise this year if they can just keep it together all the way to the stage. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Georgia – Keep the Ballad →

If the Estonian forest spirits couldn’t win Eesti Laul, at least we have these two delightful Belorussian forest sprites instead. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Belarus – Magic Forest Duo →

It’s not howling wolf man in a cage but I think this song is something worth falling for. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Cyprus – Falling for It →

France is using Amir to promote this year’s single and I think that says a lot about how well they think it can do on its own. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: France – It’s No Amir →

I do feel like Denmark saw Australia doing well and was like “I’ll have what they’re having” this year. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Denmark – In the Key of Australia, Where I Am →

Austria knows how to grab attention this year. I was skeptical they weren’t holding a national final but they shut me up at least. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Austria – Running Running →

I actually do like this song but for some reason I always forget which one it is until I remember the video has her in a suspended ring so I hope they do that on stage as well to tie it together. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Serbia – Ring Too Deep →

Well, it’s definitely NOT a ballad. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Montenegro – Rocket to the Stars →