I don’t even care if it’s the cool thing not to rank this as your #1 because I unabashedly love this song from top to bottom. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Italy – The Winning Ape →

I know that a lot of people will not like this song and it’s a weird Eurovision entry but it’s like someone wrote this song just for me. I love it to bits, nonsense lyrics and all. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Azerbaijan – Dark Goth Closet →

FYR Macedonia comes out of the gate very strong with a dance pop hit that’s backed up by cool vocals and an awesome music video. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: FYR Macedonia – Dancing Alone Together →

I liked this song a lot and then they revamped it and I liked it a lot more! I also haven’t always been in love with Switzerland’s songs so I was impressed this year. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Switzerland – Time Ball for Apollo →

Another song whose revamp took it up in to my Top 10!? Is this even reality? Also ALBANIA, more of this please! Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Albania – Revamps Can Be Okay →

The epic return of the epic sax with a pretty epic sounding song. I also think it might be good for Moldova and the rest of the world to just do the Running Man like it’s the 90’s again. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Moldova – Epic Sax 2: The Wedding →

This is a surprising but also not so surpising song from Belgium as they continue to impress me for a third year in a row. Continue reading ESC 2017 Belgium – In the Winning Lights →

I LIVE IN ESTONIA BTW. And I wanted to Kerli to win so you know I’m not really that biased. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Estonia – Turned to Drama →