I know that a lot of people will not like this song and it’s a weird Eurovision entry but it’s like someone wrote this song just for me. I love it to bits, nonsense lyrics and all. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Azerbaijan – Dark Goth Closet →

FYR Macedonia comes out of the gate very strong with a dance pop hit that’s backed up by cool vocals and an awesome music video. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: FYR Macedonia – Dancing Alone Together →

I liked this song a lot and then they revamped it and I liked it a lot more! I also haven’t always been in love with Switzerland’s songs so I was impressed this year. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Switzerland – Time Ball for Apollo →

Another song whose revamp took it up in to my Top 10!? Is this even reality? Also ALBANIA, more of this please! Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Albania – Revamps Can Be Okay →

The epic return of the epic sax with a pretty epic sounding song. I also think it might be good for Moldova and the rest of the world to just do the Running Man like it’s the 90’s again. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Moldova – Epic Sax 2: The Wedding →

This is a surprising but also not so surpising song from Belgium as they continue to impress me for a third year in a row. Continue reading ESC 2017 Belgium – In the Winning Lights →

I LIVE IN ESTONIA BTW. And I wanted to Kerli to win so you know I’m not really that biased. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Estonia – Turned to Drama →

I really wanted these two to win the Romanian national final and when they did and they were able to give a victory yodel, I felt it right in my heart. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Romania – Victory Yodel →

I actually like this but it’s no maNga (Turkey 2010) and you do not win twice in a row anymore. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Ukraine – You Don’t Win Twice →

Serving bond girl realness, Georgia could be in for another surprise this year if they can just keep it together all the way to the stage. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Georgia – Keep the Ballad →